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The Doomscroll

All the bad news · newest first · nothing since 1920

A feed of doom, ordered the way a feed is ordered: newest at the top, by the date each item was first published. It is also, as promised, a scroll.

The joke is that this is exactly what the other kind of doomscrolling gives you — an endless column of the worst thing anybody could think of, arriving in reverse chronological order — except that all of this is four hundred years old, none of it is trying to sell you anything, and every single item is a person who sat down and made the dread into something with a shape.

The date is when it went public, not when it was written, and for a third of this scroll the two are decades apart. Hopkins sat in a friend’s desk for twenty-nine years. Hardy’s sat in a drawer for thirty-one. Dickinson’s was not printed until four years after she died, retitled, tidied and a stanza short. A feed records when the news broke, so that is what this is ordered on, and each item says the other date where it is known.

Every poem here is out of copyright everywhere — not just in the United States — which means every one of these writers has been dead more than seventy years. That rule cost this scroll its best opening item: T. S. Eliot’s The Hollow Men would have sat at the top, and it is public domain in America and will not be in much of Europe until the 2030s. A site that serves everybody cannot publish somebody’s whole poem on a technicality that only holds in one country.

  1. 1920 · first published in Poems (1920), edited by Siegfried Sassoon and Edith Sitwell

    OFFICIAL LINE ON GLORY CONTRADICTED BY EVERYONE WHO WAS THERE

    Filed from the front by a man who did not come home. Printed two years after he was killed, a week before the armistice.

    Dulce et Decorum est by Wilfred Owen, who died in 1918 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  2. 1920 · first published in The Dial, November 1920

    CENTRE CONFIRMED NOT HOLDING; FALCON UNREACHABLE

    Twenty centuries of stony sleep end early. Authorities decline to say what is on its way to Bethlehem.

    The Second Coming by W. B. Yeats, who died in 1939 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  3. 1918 · first published in Poems (1918), edited by Robert Bridges

    MIND FOUND TO CONTAIN CLIFFS; NO RAILING FITTED

    The most exact description of despair anybody has managed, sat in a friend's desk for twenty-nine years before it was printed.

    No worst, there is none by Gerard Manley Hopkins, who died in 1889 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  4. 1898 · first published in Wessex Poems and Other Verses (1898)

    SUN GOES WHITE OVER POND; NOTHING SALVAGEABLE

    Dated 1867 under its own last line and left in a drawer for thirty-one years, which is its own kind of news.

    Neutral Tones by Thomas Hardy, who died in 1928 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  5. 1890 · first published in Poems (1890), edited by Mabel Loomis Todd and T. W. Higginson, printed there as “The Chariot”

    LOCAL WOMAN ACCEPTS LIFT FROM STRANGER, ARRIVES CENTURIES LATE

    Published four years after she died by editors who retitled it, tidied her punctuation and left a stanza out. This is their version; the missing stanza is the one with the gossamer gown.

    Because I could not stop for Death by Emily Dickinson, who died in 1886 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  6. 1867 · first published in New Poems (1867)

    TIDE OF FAITH REPORTED GOING OUT; NO REPLACEMENT SCHEDULED

    Filed from a hotel window on the Kent coast. Begins calm and ends on a beach with armies on it.

    Dover Beach by Matthew Arnold, who died in 1888 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  7. 1849 · first published in the New-York Daily Tribune, 9 October 1849

    WIND OUT OF A CLOUD BLAMED; WIDOWER STILL SLEEPING IN THE TOMB

    Printed two days after the poet's own death, in the same paper that ran his obituary. No editor could have arranged that.

    Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe, who died in 1849 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  8. 1818 · first published in The Examiner, 11 January 1818, signed “Glirastes”

    KING OF KINGS' WORKS REVIEWED; NOTHING BESIDE REMAINS

    Filed to a weekly paper under a pen name. The pen name is forgotten and the pedestal is not.

    Ozymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley, who died in 1822 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  9. 1816 · first published in The Prisoner of Chillon, and Other Poems (1816)

    SUN EXTINGUISHED; SURVIVORS BURN THE FURNITURE, THEN EACH OTHER

    Written in the year without a summer, when a volcano on the other side of the world took the weather away and nobody yet knew why.

    Darkness by George Gordon, Lord Byron, who died in 1824 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  10. 1794 · first published in Songs of Experience (1794)

    EVERY FACE IN THE CITY FOUND TO CARRY THE SAME MARK

    Chartered street, chartered river. The word turns up twice and means the opposite of free both times.

    London by William Blake, who died in 1827 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  11. 1794 · first published in Songs of Experience (1794)

    INVISIBLE WORM LOCATED IN BED OF CRIMSON JOY

    Eight lines. Nobody has ever agreed what it is about and everybody agrees that it is about that.

    The Sick Rose by William Blake, who died in 1827 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  12. 1633 · first published in Poems (1633)

    DEATH DEMOTED TO SLAVE OF FATE, CHANCE, KINGS AND DESPERATE MEN

    Printed two years after the poet died, which he would have enjoyed. Ends by telling death that death is the one who dies.

    Death be not proud by John Donne, who died in 1631 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

  13. 1609 · first published in Shake-speares Sonnets (1609)

    AUTUMN, TWILIGHT AND A FIRE GOING OUT, ALL IN ONE MAN

    The oldest thing on this scroll and the only one still in its own spelling — including the quarto's famous slip, “Bare rn'wd quiers”, which editors since have read as bare ruin'd choirs.

    Sonnet 73 by William Shakespeare, who died in 1616 — which is why the whole of it can be printed here

That is the bottom of the scroll. Three hundred and eleven years of it, and thirteen items. Not one of them was a notification. Every text was transcribed from Wikisource and every item names the printing it came from, because these poems exist in several and they differ — which is why The Darkling Thrush is not on here at all. Wikisource’s page for it names no printing and says so itself, and a text nobody can trace is the one thing a scroll built out of dates cannot carry. The headlines and the lines under them are ours and are meant to be funny; the poems are not ours and are not.

The Mopery is back up the stairs, and the street is past that. It is very loud out there.

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Starts wherever your device says. There is no ambient layer on this scroll at any setting. Paper does not move, and a feed that moved by itself is the thing this room is a joke about.

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